Memoirs of a Scatterbrain

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10)She spends most of the weekend in physics tution.
9)She squees at Mohammed Kaif on TV.
8)Your mom hears an "Oh no!There's another zit!That's it!My life is officially over" sermon early in the morning from the bathroom,and it isn't you.
7)She gets phone calls from people with para-deep voices and shoos you out of the room to talk to them.(These para deep voiced beings had cooties a couple of years ago,in her book).
6)You now have an in-house calorie-counting comrade.
5)Your wardrobe is mysteriously being raided.
4)She asks your mother if she can get another ear peircing.
3)There aren't any Pokemon cards left in the house.
2)You were not the only one who was excited when mom and dad went out of town last weekend.
1)She goes to Cafe Coffee Day.

Five Funny Quotes/Incidents from School:

1) Situation: Class 6,Maths Class,Boys-and-girls-hate-each-other phase (poca_pooj and krritika,Do you guys remember this?Mary M'am's class?)

(BACKGROUND: The girls wanted to get a birthday present for our math teacher. And,because the math teacher came to school everyday with her hair dripping with oil,I suggested that we get her 365 bottles of oil,so that she could use one bottle each day.)

In class,promptly,
Male Classmate:M'am,Hamsini wanted to get you 365 bottles of oil for your birthday,M'am.
Teacher:*looks at me* When did I teach you that sum,ma?

2)Situation: Class 9. Delhi-Agra-Manali-Chandigarh Camp. Night Driving in a "Push-Back-Seat" Bus with Drunken Driver from Delhi to Chandigarh. People making jokes about death and asking if your parents have insured you.People fighting for window seats.

After dinner,
Me:I want window seat!!!
Vinay:Hams,from lunch to dinner,you had the window seat.From Dinner to death,let me have the window seat.

3)Situation:Class 12.Rishikesh Camp.Everybody was sleep deprieved and annoyed,in particular, Zabi.
Zabi:I've had enough.I'm on a hunger strike tomorrow. Right after breakfast.

4)Situation:Class 12.Class Test.Chemistry P-block. Everybody seriously writing.Time to give up paper.M'am comes around collecting it.Zaid hands her a near blank paper.

J M'am:*Looks at paper* O_O. What is this,boy??
Zaid:M'am,I wrote the test in invisible ink.

5)Situation:Class 12.English Class.We had this weird section called "Process Writing" in our English Paper.L M'am(Who'd give Snape a run for his money,only about 5 times funnier) was explaining an example, "How to change a light bulb."

Zaid:M'am,you also have to be extremely careful,incase the bulb bursts.
L M'am:*sceptical look with raised eyebrows*
Zaid:M'am,I'm talking out of personal experience.The bulb once burst when I was trying to change it.
L M'am:Err..it was probably your brain bursting.
  
I tag al_nuts!:D

This is a test post from Photobucket.com

You are like snow--unique, playful, seductive, yet
still somehow innocent and soft. It is true
that at times you can be anti-social and be
your own best friend, but you are not
impassable like ice. It is also true that you
do not trust easily but that is more of a
precaution than because of past experiences,
and if you find someone you love, you give all
your trust to them. Around your few privileged
friends, you are very fun and always the one to
come up with a brilliant plan (whether a
solution to a friend's problem or simply a
fantastic, fun way to spend the day). While you
occasionally feel as though you need to get
away from the world and seclude yourself from
people, you possess the rare ability to get
over it rather quickly and forgive; give second
chances. Much like the ocean, people either
adore you and long for you with all of their
hearts or hate you bitterly. Those who hate you
probably find you difficult (you can be
stubborn sometimes) or are just the no-nonsense
type who cannot take a joke. You can be
sensitive, but try not to let those people
affect you. Remember that those who love you
are so much more important and that you are an
amazing person at heart!


What aspect of water are you?
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Type..
..Your name with the following appendages:
nose: yqjkiww8hy u
elbow: hAM,SDIKN II
tongue: nO WAYH AM I DOING THIS!
chin: gtasjmssuuhnuu
feet: hhasAZmIHI
eyes closed and one finger: hsmdubu
back of my hand: hamswihi
palm: hAZ,sdiokmn kio
mouse: yhammssini
wrist: sxasuinji

I encourage anyone who reads this to violate your keyboards, too.